So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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