your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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