Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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