i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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