Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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