Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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