i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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