whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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