Quick, to the slutcave!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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