Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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