there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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