i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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