Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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