Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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