Ambien. No doubt about it.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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