talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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