Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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