Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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