The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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