Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Sorry about my life...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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