this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize