He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I need to align my fucking chakras
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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