The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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