how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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