I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Randomize
