the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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