Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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