did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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