My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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