just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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