in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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