Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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