there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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