whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
