sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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