So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
