Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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