we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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