Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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