Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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