wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Even my vagina gasped.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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