The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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