its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Barsexuality is the new black.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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