Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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