i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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