Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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