Don't you send me to vm
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I love you.
Bad choice
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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