if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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