hell yes lets make some ravioli
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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