Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She said her name was "party"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The air was thick with penises
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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