U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He passed out mid-signature
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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