Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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