As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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