I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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