i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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