Your tits are I can't wait for
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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